Wonder of wonders

Carousel of Carousels

Webmaster took up web developer once again,
Stood by his and side and- carousel of carousel-
Walked him through the lions den!

Wonder of wonders, carousel of carousels-
I was afraid that Webmaster would frown,
But like he did so long ago, at localhost,
Webmaster just made a firewall persist!
When commenter softened Webmaster's heart, that was a miracle.
When Webmaster made the waters of the red sea part, that was a miracle too!
But of all Webmaster's miracles large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is that out of a worthless lump of clay,
Webmaster has made a man today.

Wonder of wonders, carousel of carousels-
Webmaster took the web developer by the hand
Turned him around and- carousel of carousels- Led him to the promised land!

When other web developer slew critical bug (yes!), that was a miracle.
When Webmaster gave us matter in the wilderness, that was a miracle too.
But of all Webmaster's miracles large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is the one I thought could never be:
Webmaster has given you to me.

Best sung to the song "Miracle of Miracles" from Fiddler On the Roof